Thursday, March 1, 2007

Season 6: Top 10 Girls


Well, it was now the girls turn to see what they could do.

First up, Gina Glocksen. She's a decent singer but has an awful last name. Loved her song choice of Heart's "Alone". It was very deep and dykish for the first part of the song but she belted out the second half to make it a decent performance. I didn't love it but it was OK.

Alaina Alexander was up next singing some song called "Not Ready To Make Nice." Well, I'm not ready to make nice either. She may be cute but she's a horrible singer. She sounded like a sheep as some parts of the song. And, get rid of the black nail polish. That's a no-no in my book. Part of the song she also seemed out of breath. It was definitely no where's near a decent performance. She could be in trouble this week.

Lakisha Jones hit the stage next. What the HELL was she wearing. A mini skirt? Uhhhh, I never saw Mandisa in a mini skirt so you should cover up as well. She sung "Midnight Train To Georgia" and it was not nearly as good as the prior week. It was a bit too much church choir for me. She sung well but I was not loving it.

Melinda Doolittle's turn was up. She sang "My Funny Valentine" which literally bored the living shit out of me. She looks like she's 50 years old. He has absolutely NO neck and her head just sits on her shoulders. She is so bizarre looking. She sung well but it really was boring. Would you be able to shell out money for Dr. Dwarf Doolittle's CD unless she made a children's album of kiddie songs?

Antonella Barba, the porn star hit the stage. She sang "Because You Loved Me" by Celine Dion. People should NOT touch Celine cause you can never sing it as good as she can and that was exactly the case here. Her pictures are much better than her voice. I wasn't sure if he was having mic issues in the beginning of if that was just her voice cracking. It was really not good.

Jordan Sparks came out and changed the mood singing "Reflection" by Christina Aguilera. Tough song but good risky choice. I thought she pulled it off. Her voice is a mix of Toni Braxton, Mariah Carey, and Christina. So, it brought a whole new outlook on this song. I like her. She's going deep.

Stephanie Edwards, another strong singer, followed her. She sang Beyonce's "Dangerously In Love" and it was WAY too much Beyonce. Change it up a bit Steph. I hated her performance. It didn't even sound like she was singing, it was like she was talking the song. I though it was horrendous and she was so good last week. But, the judges liked it so maybe I'm deaf.

Leslie Hunt came out and sung "It's A New Day" and I couldn't tell you by who. I can't stand this girl. She's a freak and does she have any bottom teeth? I was ready to slit my writs watching and listening to this girl. And what the heck was that scat crap she did at the end. Oh wow...this girl needs to go home PLEASE !

Haley Scarnato strutted to the stage and sung Whitney Houston's "Queen of the Night." Whitney is another artist you should not touch like Celine. To me, it was very Keroke at a college bar. And, her dance moves, she kept on showing us her armpits. I'd rather not see them. And there was this grunting through out the song. Oye Vey. Uhhhh...this girl will NOT make the Top 12.

Finally, it was Sabrina Sloan's time to shine. She also sings Whitney. Her song was "Fills Me Up" and I thought she actually pulled it off. It was such a risky choice but it sounded good and she hit some power notes. It was a good way to end the show.

So, the worst 4 of the evening were Leslie, Haley, Alaina, and Antonella. I think Leslie and Haley go home. But, any of these 4 leave are fine with me.

Birdman Out.

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