Ding dong, the pig is gone, the wicked pig, the trailer trash pig, dong dong the singing pig is gone.
Actually, Hall & Oats said it best, "She's Gone - what went wrong?" Actually, American went wrong keeping Miss Irritating as long as she's lasted.
American last night was injected with a remedy for Swine Flu as we can no longer catch this disease as the pig has been slaughtered.
Take out those frying pans and start cooking the bacon !
Before we get to the eliminations, what the hell was up with Paula's performance? This chick is an Idol judge and critiques contestants on performances but when she sings on stage for the first time in 8 seasons, she lip syncs her computerized voice. Paula, you are NO longer a pop star, you are a judge. Please...let's keep it that way. How embarrassing will it be when her album drops and the pathetic Jason Castro winds up selling more CDs in his long not-awaited debut.
As for the eliminations, this was long overdue. I couldn't deal with someone as bad as Jasmine Trias in the final 3. Finally, with Allison and Danny standing alone, the news was finally delivered that Danny was safe and Allison was eliminated.
So, we are at the final 3. Until next week, Birdman Out.
OINK OINK !
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