Season 6: Best & Worst Auditions Re-Cap

Ebony Jointer


Tami Gosnell

Okay, finally, the last of the audition shows was aired with bits from all 7 audition cities.
First there was Tami, some cab driver from Denver. I hated the piercing in her lip but thoughts she had a nice voice. She needs to dress better and make her self up a bit if she wants to make the Top 24.

Then, there was this Asian guy Paul who said he was inspired by William Hung. Oh crap. I totally thought this guy was gonna suck like a whore with sharp teeth but he actually had some pipes. And loved his song choice - Shai's "If I Ever Fall In Love Again". I'm on the bubble with this guy.

And Gina did decently too as she had made it to Hollywood last season. I was so disturbed the entire performance as I thought both of her arms were completely tattooed. Once she got the golden ticket, I realized it was a shirt and not her arms. She was OK but I was far from blown away. And please people, STOP singing "Black Velvet" already. Enough is enough.

Let's not forget the three roller-skating looking girls. First of all, don't come in as a threesome. Second, don't dress up in costumes. Third, the judges should have only picked one of the three as Ebony was the only once that could really sing. She had a good luck and a great voice and the other two could go back to Tuesday Night Keroke in College Towns. But, I'm a fan of Ebony and I hope she makes it to the Top 12.

And what was up with Wes. He wrong a song called "Don't Worry"? I'm worrying Wes. First of all, what the hell was up with that ugly mustard dress shirt. Who the hell designed that...Gluden's? Second, scrap that song. It really stinks. Third, it's time to go back home, get a job as a stock boy at your local K-mart cause you have zero singing talent.

Lakisha was decent but it was WAY too gospel for me. She belted Aretha's "Think" and I think she needs to go back to her local church. She made it to Hollywood cause she can sing but I don't think gospel music can become a #1 selling pop CD.

And finally, there was Alex, or shall I say Alexander. He was making all these weird dancing moves that he said were inspired from Paula Abdul. This boy should NEVER be allowed to do these dance moves again in the public. It was almost like he had these terrible twitches and the singing was atrocious.

Well, that's it for the auditions. There are about 174 people who made it to the Hollywood round. Early predictions coming soon.

Birdman Out.